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ohhhhhh hi there guyssss!!!
How has it actually been so long man?!! Bish took some time out!! It's been cray, fo'sure but I will leave that for another post.
Today, I am back atcha with a super exciting post!!! It's a freaking clothing try on and review.
Looking back, I don't think I have ever done a post like this... But in 2020 Imma switching it up. I am back with all the fun stuff. I have missed being Little Miss Creative and doin' ma thang!!
So let's get to it!!
I am hitting you up with the clothing/fashion brand Femme Luxe.
Now I don't need to tell you who they are because most of you gals and boiz out there would of most likely heard of them or shopped with them, they are pretty big, especially on social media!!
I have ordered from Femme Luxe before off my own back but that was only once and I didn't keep most of it that I wanted because lets face it I am not K.West, I don't have bare P!!
I didn't realise that quite a few times Femme Luxe had contacted me about collaborating with them, it was by chance that I checked my junk box over the Christmas period that I saw the emails. I did think it was spam but BOOM it was legit and here I am collaborating with them and I am super excited about it because I LOVE their clothing.
Please note... I have been gifted these items in return for this review BUT that doesn't mean that I would sugar coat the truth. If you have followed me for a long ass while, you KNOW I will never feature products that I don't genuinely love, I don't tell a big fat massive lie when reviewing... If I don't like something, I don't like something and I wouldn't feature it.
On a side note however, just because something isn't right for me, it doesn't mean that it wouldn't be right for someone else, so I would never be a mean ass bish about it.
Now we have got that boring shiz out of they way, I am going to show you what I picked and how I feel about them. Trust me ladies, it's some dope shiz.
Femme Luxe have soooo many super glam dresses on their site, it's really hard to just choose one ya know! I chose two.
First off is the Black PU Ruched Bardot Bodycon Mini Dress in the style Alex.
I am abso-freakin-lutely in love with this dress guys!!! I am always a little dubious when I order clothes online because you never know if they are going to be true to size, if they look like the picture, if they are going to 'hang' on you properly or if you're going to look like a jacket potato with melted cheese... Tastes good, looks messy.
Now, I am part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee - I used to have boobies, now I don't. F you endo!!!
Now I find certain dresses don't fit on my chest and even wearing a strapless bra doesn't always help. I am wearing a strapless with this black PU ruched bardot dress because it just wouldn't hold up on my non-existent boobs. Ha. The dress does however have this little silicone looking strips on the rim of the neckline to help hold up the top half, which helps a lot.
This black PU ruched bardot dress is so flattering, it's ruched all in the right places, just where a lady likes them. On the butt and on the stomach. If you're eating whilst wearing this badboy, NOBODY and I mean NOBODY is going to see your food baby because the fabric is gathered and hides it. Score!
The black PU ruched bardot dress is also ruched on your behind which lifts your bum and makes it look so flattering. There's nothing worse than wearing a really nice dress and it flattens dat ass! Nope, nobody got time for that man!!
Look at it!!! This dress is goals AND it's in this PU fabric too!!!! Anybody that knows me knows that I am alt and I love PU and Vinyl clothing, I love to push boundaries with my style, whether that's with fashion or makeup. This is me, I cannot wait to wear it out.
You can also see for yourself that this dress fits like a glove. It's not too tight either, it just sits nicely. It's edgy looking yet super comfy. We all about the comfort girls, right?!
The little puffy sleeves on this dress are super cute too. At first when I looked at this black PU ruched bardot dress I thought 'hmmm, I don't know how I feel about them' BUT never judge because I actually think it makes the dress what it is.
Looking at these pictures makes me want to go out now, any takers?! Ha.
I will also link the items throughout the blog, just look for the linked words!! See, I am here to make it all easier for you. You can thank me later. :)
Next up are the Black PU Vinyl Cycling Shorts in the style Irene
I freakin love these too. I mean come on, how dope do these look!!! They are so out there but at the same time they aren't. I think these black PU vinyl cycling shorts should be a staple piece in EVERY girls wardrobe!! They can really sass up any outfit that would appear otherwise boring. I mean if you're a confident gal, which I am sure you are, then head out in these shorts and be a damn right badass!!!
I have tried on black PU vinyl cycling shorts before and I have always returned them because and I will be honest, the just looked shit. These though... They fit awesome. I honestly didn't think they would, I thought they would be hella tight on the legs and give me three thighs and it would be too big on the waist. NOPE. They are perfect.
I tend to wear vinyl clothes in the summer too... I know what y'all are thinking, so stop!! Ha. Yes I have had Ross moments in the leather pants (Friends reference) and it's not cool,
I will be wearing these black PU vinyl cycling shorts in the summer paired with a longline tee and boots. Yes I am THAT girl.
The fabric is super stretchy but it's not thin and flimsy. It's a good sturdy fabric. Oh and as you can see they are high waisted and they aren't all baggy in the foof area!! I absolutely despise that, don't you?! When you're walking around and it looks like your vagina is 6ft long.
Not today Satan. Nope.
Next we have this little beauty. The Black PU Corset Top in the style Amy
I have featured this PU corset top in the above pictures teamed with the vinyl shorts because I want to wear this with EVERYTHING!!! I even tried to wear it to work the other day but even for me I think that was borderline mad. Ha.
This PU corset top was actually one of the items that I really wanted to keep when I ordered before and now she is mine. This little savage goes with EVERYTHING. You can team this PU corset top with leathers (faux leather of course), ripped mom jeans, with those vinyl shorts, with leather combats like above. Night out or day time appropriate I feel.
This PU corset top is great because it makes me look like I have boobs. ALL HAIL THIS TOP!!! It's a hook and eye fastening on the back which gives it an authentic feel and it's not mega short in length which means your high waisters' fit just under it.
The fabric is thick and sturdy and it stays up, pet peeve is when things fall down and on me it happens a lot with sweetheart necklines or just strapless in gen!!!
This PU corset top is another staple, I wore it the other day and people are already asking me where it's from and it's from Femme Luxe hunny!! I have a feeling this will go out of stock pretty quickly.
It's nearing the end now guys, lets not all cry at once. :D
So, last but not least is this glitzy baby the Gold and Black Ombre Sequin Cowl Neck Open Back Mini Dress in the style Blossom
Now. I loved this black and gold ombre dress, it fit really lovely on the bottom half, it is all sparkly and I love EVERYTHING SHINY and it just felt really glam.
Unfortunately for me I didn't pick wisely and got distracted by the sequins because I chose a freakin halter neck dress... That is a big no no for my top half because there is nothing for the dress to cling to.
I put this on and I was like 'wow' and then when I tied the fabric together at the neck I soon realised it wasn't the dress for me, it was too big on top, it's not made for the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee guys, which is a shame because I loved it.
That being said if you are on the bigger 'B cup' side and beyond then you will love this black and gold ombre sequin dress. It's super flattering on. I didn't post a picture with me wearing it because it's just not going to do this dress any justice. There was excess fabric where my boobies should be.
I did notice that the neckline and fastening is slightly different to what's pictured on the website but again that said I do think the actual fastening is better than what's shown because if you have bigger boobs you don't want anything to break and they fall out of the dress because that is just traumatising... Unless you don't mind flashing your boobs, then that's absolutely fine, you do you boo!!!
There is a second layer underneath the black and gold ombre sequin dress so it's opaque and not sheer in any way. The sequins are also bunched together nicely, there are no sparse areas, I think I've had one sequin found on my floor whilst prancing around in this and that's pretty good going as we all know these little idiots like to shed on anything you buy.
There we have it guys, my first blog post back after a long ass while out. I think this is a brill way to kick off the return of my blog, to 2020 - the year of getting shit done and to all the positivity I will be inhaling.
I would like to thank Femme Luxe for working with me and I hope to work with them more in the future. Thank you to you guys for following me, reading my crap and for trusting my judgement... I just wouldn't trust it where men are concerned. Ha.
You can find me on all social media under LONEWOLFLEYA - yes it's different to my blog name because I am going to rebrand soonish. So give me a follow. :)
You can also find the babes of Femme Luxe here - Get shopping ladies.
All the clothes I have featured are a size 6-8 and I would say they are pretty true to size, so you will have no surprises when you receive your little gems!!!
I am off now to eat and watch netflix... And probs order more crap online.
Ciao for now.
L x
